Pooping Dog Script Full [updated] -

(whining and straining)

(laughs) I know, I know. You did your business. You're a good boy. (she rinses her hands in a nearby hose)

You're one of the most lovable, yet disgusting creatures on the planet, you know that? pooping dog script full

(looks back at Jen with an innocent expression)

(sighs) Okay, okay. I guess it's my fault for not taking you out sooner. (she grabs some poop bags) (whining and straining) (laughs) I know, I know

(covering her nose) Ugh! Max! Really? Right here?

(laughs) You're pushing your luck, buddy. (whining and straining) (laughs) I know

(whimpers and strains some more, finally letting out a relieved fart followed by a poop)